things i read on the internet . (:

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.

The Law of Volunteering”If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

“The Law of Reality”Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

if you lie to the computer, it will get you.

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn;it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.

"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."